Judging Crash Characters – I’m sorry Ms Bagley, you told me to
Character 1 and 2
Character 1 (female). – Called Laura or Megan or something ( sorry Meg) definitely annoying, puppy eye love thing, always getting heartbroken, needy af. Secretary or like office job – but nothing too important, the pretty face they put at the front of a business. 3/10 I wouldn’t trust her, never trust anyone with sidebangs She looks like Melania Trump but less stylish. Spends too much money on her hair, I would bet a large amount of money that it is dead. Cougar? Character 2 (male) – Called Brian or Jack. Mummy’s boy, lawyer type but like a crappy one cos he’s wearing a gross suit. She definitely picked out his tie. Looks like he just walked out of the breakfast club as one of the teachers. If beige was a personality… Thinks he is good with women but he’s really not. 2/10 for trustworthiness, he would tell his mum. Character 3 ( left) – Called Joe, rapper name Lil J. Lowkey spits bars, wants us to think he is all big guy tough bro type but actually, he’s a sweetheart. Eyebrows on fleek, good sense of style- Questioning his sexuality? Works at a skate shop, Soundcloud rapper on the side. Needs to get rid of the pedo stache. 6/10 I would confide in him if he got rid of the stache. Character 4 – Called Syd. Everyone thinks he’s funny but actually, he is just clueless low-key the guy who holds the friend group together, really bad at answering his phone. Cardboard box personality just in the movie for comedy. Engineer? 4/10 looks a dad, I trust my dad.Character 5 -Called Carly or Anna. Accountant vibes ” sweetie mummy is working now, fuck off” Definitely an alcoholic but also has like 4 kids. Single mum owns a range rover. Drinks gin and tonic out of a coffee cup at her son’s football games. Really blunt but we love her. 10/10 would trust her, she’d be straight up with you and was probably drunk when you told her your secret and would forget it. Character 6 – Called Jim. Definitely single but has an online girlfriend whom he catfished and is 14. 40 and sad. Goes to watch kids at the playground in his spare time when he isn’t video gaming. Dirty cop works for character 7, steals evidence ( drugs?) 0/10 not trustworthy at all. Creepy uncle vibes but like the cool uncle who only turns up at Christmas and gives great presents with his suspiciously large amounts of money that you wouldn’t get from being a cop.Character 7 – Called Antonio. Latin Drug lord. Super dodgy but like a really genuinely cool dude once you get to know him. Family left him but is searching for redemption. Lowkey bipolar. Like really nice sometimes and ruthless other times. Used to be in the military ex meth addict. 4/10 depends if you are close to him. Character 8 – Charles. Totally innocent, got dragged into this mess. Just wants to keep his family safe. Has twin daughters, who are his world. Super nice dude, real family man. Banker or Pastor. Wife dresses him, comfortable family but humble. 8/10 good dude.
Character 9 – Julie, character 7’s stripper side piece. Wears too much eyeliner. Actually the brains behind the operation, really superficial just kinda mean. Definitely, that nerdy kid with braces in high school who hated everyone. 1/10 just plain evil Character 10 – Chris – Mr Johnston – Teacher. Really cool history teacher, his kid is definitely in his class and he embarrasses her in front of the class. 9/10 low-key a councillor like best friends with all his kids. He and his wife are couple goals Character 11 – Chad – troubled teen in Character 10’s class. Way too easily influenced, in trouble with characters 7 and 9. Student.A really good kid just in with the wrong crowd. 3/10 trustworthiness kinda flaky needs to sort his crap out and get his future sorted.
